nicklangsthighs:

elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

poopflow:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

zayngatsby:

you do not understand struggle until you have a hijab tan line

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

lameborghini:

life is hard when u want to be tan but u stay indoors 99% of the time

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday